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The roof is not my son.. but i will raise it \(•ิ_•ิ\) (/•ิ_•ิ)/



I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.



the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

my mom usually tells me that when old people call you pretty its a special thing because they have been on this earth for many years and have seen plenty of faces and for them to call you pretty is indeed a special thing because they think you out of all the people they have seen in their 60+ years of living are one of the prettiest faces they have seen


we dont want any

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant