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The roof is not my son.. but i will raise it \(•ิ_•ิ\) (/•ิ_•ิ)/

assbutts-in-isengard:

forte7:

thetalkingpoltergeist:

orochiweiner:

newvagabond:

ichifuckingban:

Boys are dumb.

What answer was he expecting, fruit sizes??





well, I’ll be damned. There’s a fucking chart.

The chart makes me laugh.

Could you specify what type of melon. I mean are we talking honeydew melons or water melons? 
bl-ossomed:

one of my favorite quotes

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

oh-teen-posts:

Want more personal/relatable?